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Nester64x: Gradius is the Best
The best game of all time? I don't want to spoil the surprise.
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The Legend of Zelda, Nester-Style
This is the kind of Zelda game they SHOULD be making, HOZERS!
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Nester64x: It’s-a me, a Bad Influence!
Nester recounts how Mario encouraged him to do shrooms and abuse animals.
Editorials
Nester64x: Oedipus Prime
Nester unveils the unsettling side of the baby Metroid, and maybe himself as well.
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Nester64x: MY E3 Predictions
Hey, HOZERS. Here's the most IMPORTANT predictions for E3, right here!
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Nester64x: Kind or Cruel to Circuits?
"Listen to me hozers -- Robots are People, not Parts!"
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Nester64x Presents: Twilightsylvania Princess: Part 1
Part one of Nester's epic Zelda/Castelvania/Twilight fanfic crossover.
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Nester64x: Buttons, There Ain’t an App For That!
Nester confronts the evil that is iPhone gaming.
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Nester64x: Where’s the Meat!?
An epic lament for the loss of what could have been one of Wii’s coolest…
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Nester64x: Ripped off MY POWER GLOVE!..
Those HOZERS can't even begin to imagine their affronterous....AFFRONTERY!
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Nester64x: Breaking Out the Virtual Boy
While Nester waits for his 3DS to be delivered, he breaks out Nintendo’s greatest 3D…
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Nester64x: My 3D Gamez!
You haven't lived life until you've played these games about me, coming soon to your…
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Reverend Nester64x’s Church of the Triforce
The Bible, the Bhagvad Gita, and Dianetics have nothing on Nester's one true faith.