Unfortunately, the 21st century has been largely dominated by a culture that likes to obsess. We obsess over our appearance, our weight, our material possessions and whether we saw last week’s episode of True Blood or not. It’s not what the Jetsons planned for us, is it now? I’m still waiting for my hover car!
However, as much as we obsess over every minute detail of our own lives, our judgmental eyes burn that much more ferociously when it comes to the rich and/or famous. Celebrity, whether it be actor, philanthropist or some guy off Jersey Shore seem to be all we can talk about anymore. And what makes them so interesting? They’re just like us! Lady Gaga puts her trousers on one leg at a time just like You and I, she just happens to have flames and a vague radioactive glow emanating from hers!
Regardless of this, a journalistic underclass dubbed the paparazzi now make it their goal in life to reveal the deep, dark and potentially shameful secrets of stars’ lives. Hiding in bins, bushes or warp pipes, these guys will do anything to get that photo of a famous person doing something surprising or shocking. And we here at Nintendojo have been sent such a picture! The thing is… it’s kinda blurry. We passed it round the team and we came up with a few suggestions but no one seems able to decide so we’re opening the vote up to you, dear reader.
Can you make out what’s happening in the picture for us? There’s some options to pick from but if we’re completely off track, let us know in the comments!
(What? You thought you were actually going to see the picture? Sorry but what kind of scoop would it be if we published the picture? Thanks again for helping us out, dear readers! -Ed.)
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COOKING MAMA? SCANDALOUS.
Lara Croft is a man! Gamers who slobbered over her presence, her full lips and round curves, would they be embarraseed to know what she really is?
Would they still lust over her?
That sounds like that BlazBlue character who everyone lusts over but is famously a young boy. All kinds of awkward.
There’s a BlazBlu character like that too? Man, as if Guilty Gear XX‘s Bridget wasn’t bad enough.
I dunno…I always thought Link and Tingle were made for each other!
I got it! Samus having a beer with Ridley!