4th Place, Holiday Hell — Rogueport from Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
Mario should have listened.
This city is basically a giant slum. A lot of the people come off as really sketchy, and they all seem to be up to something that they shouldn’t be. I mean, Mario is mugged almost immediately upon his arrival, losing half of his coins. If I had just arrived in a new place, I would take that as a very bad sign. However, I think that the most blatantly awful aspect of Rogueport is the center of town. It’s clear that they aren’t trying to attract tourists based on the observation that the focal point of the town center is a noose, and the inn and the bar have a clear view of any public executions that may be taking place. The only good thing that I can say about Rogueport is that at least the people there don’t try to sugarcoat anything. They’re pretty upfront about just how terrible this city really is.
skyloft and delfino island are good vacation spots, skyloft tops delfino because, well, its a freaking floating paradise, imagine the view of the cascade falling into the sky, wow, and termina is the worst place to be, everything about that place is just, scary and weird.
I’d still like to visit Termina the most. With the Ocarina of Time, your vacation there could literally last forever!
And I’m sad to see no mention of Wuhu Island (though I agree with Isle Delfino being number one; I always thought it was the best part of Mario Sunshine). :p
Hmm… I’d like to go to that island Aidan gets lost on in Shipwrecked