7. Golden Hammer
The Hammer is much like the Smash Ball in that the moment it spawns on stage, every player dives for it. The tension it creates is palpable. But the Golden Hammer creates even more tension, so much more that time stops. The Golden Hammer is so wanted because it’s immensely powerful and low risk. The original Hammer is notoriously dangerous for both its wielder and its targets. Once knocked into the air, the wielder loses his second jump and flails helplessly to his doom. But the Golden Hammer allows the player to float for a couple moments, removing the only flaw of the Hammer. This is why the Golden Hammer is the strongest item in the game.
On the other hand, the Golden Squeaky Hammer is just genius. Nothing else quite induces rage and laughter at the same time.