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Round Table in Haiku: Looking to E3 2011

Round Table in Haiku

We’ve written and recorded a lot of words about E3 2010. And even though this week’s issue is near an end, we have more coming– straggling previews that will come in over the next week. We still want to share our thoughts for the future– E3 2011– but in the interest of economy, efficiency and directness, this will not be a typical round table of even more words. It will be a round table of haiku.


I cannot wait for
my Vitality Sensor
to bring fulfillment
— Robert Thompson

3DS, Zelda,
These were pleasant new showings.
Next year more Pikmin!
— Matthew Tidman

Mario returns
In Galaxy 3DS
Minds are blown away
— Evan Campbell

No one expects it
Big three will admit defeat
Phantom reigns supreme
— Andy Hoover

Major copying
By Microsoft and Sony
But Nintendo wins
— James Stank

Wii will get upgrade
Skyward Sword will be launch game
And Reggie will laugh
— Evan Campbell

Lots of hot sequels
Not too much original
Still want to be there
— Aaron Roberts

PSP 3D
Will try and get your money
Watch for 4DS
— Greg Wampler

Wii HD 3D
Will crush Sony PS4
Glasses-free gaming
— Greg Wampler

New hardware announced
Uh oh, Sega’s back for more
HologramCast shown
— Greg Wampler

Wii’s successor
Should be revealed then
My wishful thinking
— M. Noah Ward


How about you? Share your haiku of what you hope to see at E3 2011 in the comments below. Remember, it’s five syllables – seven syllables – five syllables.

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