There are going to be tens of thousands of people at E3. Some will be there to show off the fruits of their labors, others will be there to look at these products and report on them. Yet beyond that basic ecology are deeper psychologies and stories– certain Nintendo fans who won’t be satisfied by E3 unless certain criteria are met just-so. Here’s our take on what these people may need to get their “Ideal E3.”
Dojo-nalysis: The Ideal E3
Everybody loves pie charts. And knowing what we know, we can guess the ingredients that will make some E3 attendees’ experience perfect.
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Issue 2: E3 2010: Live from LA
Issue 2: E3 2010: Live from LA
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On the executive stalker pie chart, you forgot “Punch Bobby Kotick in the face”. Activision usually has a good presence at these things, so he’ll be around.
Punching Bobby Kotick in the face?
No reason to let him off so easily Hbomb.
The executive stalker also would be incomplete without reference to Sony everyman Jack Tretton and his cringe-inducing self-depreciating humor.
Oh, and for the record — Kinect is a terrible, terrible name for a peripheral. It sounds like a kids toy. Then again, in a world where we’ve got “Xbox 360” (yeah, I love spinning around and facing the same way I started) and Wii (which was the butt of crude jokes for months), who is really surprised?