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Ah, Secret Santa giveaways. Have you had to participate in one of those this year? Sometimes it can be really cool– and most times it can be a huge disappointment. You spend all this time– or none at all– getting a really neat– or totally asinine– gift for your person, and you get a bath tub sponge animal. Why? Why?!
With that in mind, let’s pretend we’ve gone through a Secret Santa drawing here at the Dojo, and the four guys below are the only ones left who’ve not been assigned to someone. Who would you hope would end up being your Secret Santa, dropping mystery gifts off to you?
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Wario and Tom Nook would be overwhelmingly stingy and just give me gifts of garlic or IOUs– with Tom Nook throwing in cleverly-hidden negative interest in the fine print so I’d end up paying him– and, well, E. Gadd would just give me a vacuum cleaner whose usability is kind of limited. Cid, meanwhile, would give me awesome stuff. AWESOME stuff.
Cid!
I know I’m setting myself up for a fall by picking Tom Nook but the man has taste! Sure, he’ll probably ending up running down aisle four and picking up anything, resulting in a secret santa parcel of seeds and maybe an umbrella, but just imagine if it’s the day the crown comes in stock!
Alternatively he could just get me a tanuki tail. I would rock a tail, big time.
E.Gadd would give you a vacuum…. tom nook, furniture….. Wario would end up no showing with a gift and actually steal stuff from my house…. CID wins, I want an airship now
I don’t know, I think Wario could give out a bunch of microgames, so he has my vote.