Mario Kart 7 is out, and you know what that means– we barely had time to stop playing to make this poll. We’re also late. This is because we’re very bad at racing.
So we wanna know– how do you play Mario Kart? Do you collect every single coin? Do you go straight to the finish? Maybe you spend all your time in Battle Mode, or do time trials until your kart’s not the only thing spinning. Maybe you do other things, like find every shortcut on a track, or jump off Rainbow Road for (really morbid) kicks. If you snake, though, you know what that means– we
really really hate are probably jealous of your skills. Good thing you theoretically can’t do that in Mario Kart 7, though we bet someone’s bound to speed it up eventually. Until then, though, may the Mushroom be with you. We’re gonna go jump over some walls in Wario Stadium.