Presenting the Tosterown

All week we’ve heard grousing of shoulda, woulda, coulda. You want a Wii that’s got the graphics of a PS3 or 360? With edgy mature games? And “b@d%$$” marketing? Here it is.

By M. Noah Ward. Posted 07/02/2010 12:06 3 Comments     ShareThis

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For hardcore gamers and some hardcore Nintendo fans, Wii has been a disappointment. Sure, there have been sequels to favorite franchises, but what about the graphics? Where’s the hardest of hardcore content? Where’s the super-cool, macho marketing? Fail, Fail, Fail! Perhaps in an effort to appease these complainants, and perchance silence them into restless evenings filled with endless nightmares, we took what we knew of Wii and threw it into a roid-raged think tank to show just how much “badittude” it could have had. Below are the fiendish marketing one-sheets of this, the manliest monstrosity Wii never was.

Special thanks to Evan Campbell, Andy Hoover and Matthew Tidman for some of the game title ideas.

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