Welcome my constant readers. Please come in from the cold and take shelter inside my cobweb ridden museum of Nintendo history. Ignore the many ghosts that frequent the gloomy halls– whilst they wish you a terrible fate, you have only to turn your terrified eyes to them to ensure your survival.
Our journey will be a long, perilous one but please do not fear. I will be your guide and protector as we uncover some relics from the annuls of Nintendo history. There are many spirits here, both evil and friendly and we must keep moving to avoid a grisly fate. I promise you the journey will be a worthwhile one, full of nostalgia and hazy, stolen memories.
Now, take these Deku sticks, light them in the fire to your right and follow me down this seemingly endless staircase. Keep your wits about you and most importantly enjoy the ride!